Damien Rudd takes his Instagram account into print with this illustrated guide for the dispirited traveller. Having stumbled across Mount Hopeless on a map of South Australia in 2015, Rudd decided to investigate other instances of miserablist monikers and soon collected a ‘cabinet of depressing cartographical curiosities.’ So began a worldwide journey of toponymy (the study of place names) that unearthed such flawed gems as Apocalypse Peaks, Lonelyville and Cape Grim.
This isn’t a travel guide, more a landscape of the mind. Rudd hasn’t visited theses places, nor does he intend his readers to; instead he explores the stories behind these dismally named destinations, many of which are the subject of ignominious tales from the Age of Discovery.
We learn that the End of the World isn’t in the depths of the Arctic or deep in the Southern Ocean but tucked away in eastern California where the hopes of 19th-century gold prospectors went to die. We follow heartbroken Royal British Navy surveyor John Pender — made wifeless and childless by the plague — heading to Western Canada in the mid-1800s, where he maps out his grief in the naming of British Columbia’s Sorrow Islands.
With its dark humour and the safe distance of history, these tales of derring don’t are a refuge from today’s world map, which is plagued by divisively devolving regions, displaced refugees and defensive borders. The book’s analogue, line-drawn maps, Instagram endorsement and archive photography make it ideal escapist-indulgence material for the miserable millennial.
Sad Topographies, A Disenchanted Traveller’s Guide, by Damien Rudd. RRP: £20 (Simon & Schuster)
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